Giovanni Giovanni Giovanni!

Giovanni opens tonight!  I am super excited about it, actually.  I love singing this role!  Donna Anna gets a bad wrap because she's sad the whole time, but the thing is: WHO WOULDN'T BE?!  Also, I have heard she isn't very interesting to play because its much easier to do her one-dimensionally.  I guess Fiordiligi from Cosi and Countess in Figaro both have more obvious depth and conflict, but I don't think Da Ponte let us down with Anna.  Let's examine the story.  Here's my incredibly subjective and character-biased synopsis for your reading pleasure:

The whole of the show is taking place over a period of like 36 hours.  In the opening scene it's late enough for Anna and Commendatore (her dad) to be in bed, but early enough for Ottavio (her fiance) to not have gone to bed yet.  You could speculate up and down about his having a gambling problem or something, which would result in his desperation to marry Anna quickly and inherit the Commendatore's wealth and position, but my guess is that Mozart didn't see it that way.  Those two Ottavio arias: "Dalla sua pace" and "Il mio tesoro" don't sound disingenuous to me.  Nor manipulative.  Specifically the former.  I mean, just take a minute and listen to one of these superhuman singers gliding this piece through their golden gullets:

My beloved Placido: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=pvCdLmxApXc&feature=endscreen

Or the inconquerable Fritz Wunderlich (who, although possessing inferior capacity to pronounce Italian correctly, has arguably a stylistic leg up being a Deustcher like Wolfie was): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qysxLA9OQ

I mean, really.  "E' non ho bene se la non l'ha."  which roughly translates to "If my baby ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."  :)  So romantical.

I digress.  Giovanni, probably tired of achieving his thousands of conquests the traditional, "woo" way, has progressed to violence.  As I sit here thinking of the text, I am pretty sure he must have got it done.  I mean, Anna says, "Or sai chi l'onore rapire a me volse..." which means, "Now you know who robbed me of my honor."  She is kinda vague in the description of said EVENT, but I mean you can read that in between the lines... Luckily Da Ponte and Mozart had the class/necessary shame to obscure it.  Which has lead to a gozillion arguments about what it all MEEEEEEANS.  Anyway, that happens at the tippy top, preceeding and while Leporello is on stage complaining about how hard it is being the manservant of a bad guy.  Anyway, Giovanni evidently *ahem* satisfied, fleas.  Anna isn't having that.  She chases him and says he better kill her if he has any intention of getting away with this.  There is another struggle, all the while she is causing a huge scene in the hope the noise will draw other witnesses, someone to help stop the assailant, etc.  Unfortunately, the only person who comes is her old dad.  Anna runs to find more people to help, but Papa is paaaaast his prime and dies trying to kill Giovanni.  Giovanni gets away.  Yikes, McGee.  Anna returns with servants and Ottavio who promises to spend "tutto il mio sangue" (all his blood) if she needs it.  Thanks, man.  That's a good call.  Obviously what we need around here is some more blood.  Also, slitting your wrists and bleeding out would provide us with an unspeakable advantage against the bad guy.  See, Ottavio's sweet and earnest in my opinion -- did you listen to either of those guys sing 'Dalla sua pace'??--  , but he's also pretty...impotent and unhelpful.  It's part of Anna's desperate depression the rest of the show.

Anyway.  Anna and Ottavio arrive to find Commendatore dead in a pool of his own blood.  How would YOU react to finding your own father brutally murdered?  She acts approximately that way.  Ottavio says things like, "Get that body outta here!  She doesn't need to see this!" and, "Don't worry about it!  You have a husband AND father in me!  What a bargain!"  At one point Anna gets confused and has an episode of PTSD when Ottavio touches her, but upon realizing who he is (or rather, that he is NOT the rapist) she demands Ottavio avenge her father.  He agrees.

The next time you see Anna and Ottavio not that much time could have passed... Giovanni has interrupted the preparation for the peasant wedding of Zerlina and Masetto (whom she called a "Uom dottimo core" or a  man of great heart.  Awwwwwww.)  Giovanni likes her and probably is excited by the idea of ruining the marriage and the peasant's lives.  He's such a cad. The audience has also met another of Giovanni's conquests: the noblewoman Elvira, who has been searching for him since he married her and left.  I like her.  She's not the type to mess with even though she is a woman in this era.  She knows what is owed her and so she goes to get it.  Also, she is so mad that he left that she says she will "carve out his heart."  She mean bidniz.  Leporello has disgusted and cut Elvia by telling her about all the bazillion women Giovanni has "had". He even has a little (big) black book with all their names and nationalities in it.

True story sidebar: when I once suggested a colleague looked nice with a different-than-his-normal hairstyle and that he should wear it that way sometimes because variety is the spice of life, he told me he got his variety in the range of women he slept with.  Seriously.  Also, another person in this field recently told me with pride that he had slept with a woman from nearly every European country.  This is probably why people don't seem to GET the story of Don Giovanni in my opinion.  Too many people are busy wishing they could BE him to notice responsibly how much destruction and horror he leaves in his wake.  In my opinion, charm isn't everything.  

So back to Anna and Ottavio, they enter to find Giovanni and ask him for help finding the murderer of Anna's daddio.  He agrees and vows to support their venture with all he has.  He flirts a little with Anna and is interrupted by Elvira who can't believe he's at it again (I neglected to mention that she stopped Giovanni from making it with Zerlina in the last scene).  He says Elvira is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.  She insists he is a monster.  Anna and Ottavio are like, "This is really confusing. Who do we believe?"  Giovanni shoves Elvira offstage and returns shortly to tell Anna that if she needs anything, she can find him in his house.  Something about this interaction brings Anna to the realization that Giovanni is the rapist/murderer from the previous night.  She tells Ottavio what went down...sort of.  If she's vague, I think its because that's how rape victims probably are.  Also, because I just don't think she wouldda felt comfortable talking about it at all.  Also, she is a noblewoman who has been raised to behave a certain way.  All of this is much much too much.

Anyway, Masetto is mad at Zerlina because she almost fell for it with Giovanni, and she sarcastically tells him to beat her up about it.  Probably that's an 18th century way of saying, "So sue me."  Giovanni comes back and invites both of them to a party at his house.  They feel awkward, but agree.  I guess back in the day if you were a peasant you just didn't say no to the noblemen.  "One does not simply say no to Don Giovanni." Thanks, Sean Bean.  Meanwhile Anna, Ottavio, and Elvira conspire to go to the same party in disguise to confront Giovanni.  The party starts.  Zerlina is abducted by Giovanni while Leporello distracts Masetto.  Zerlina gets away somehow and Giovanni blames Leporello for her state of undress.  Elvira, Ottavio, and Anna unmask themselves and say, "L'empio crede con tal frode di nascondere l'empietà!" which means "The wicked man believes this fraud will hide his evil deed!" or "We're not buying it, Buster."

Somehow Giovanni gets away.  Then there's an intermission.  Cue Kenny G wait music, Mozart style.

Okay, so Act 2.  By now its the evening of the day after the murder. Giovanni makes Leporello change clothes with him so that he can serenade another peasant girl who apparently wouldn't go for it if he were honest about his identity.  I wonder why?  Lawl.  Anyway, his idea is also that Leporello can satiate Elvira by pretending to be Giovanni in the dark.  Weirdly, this plan actually works.  Must be pretty dark!  This is one of those oh-so-common "You're gonna have to suspend your disbelief for the purposes of this story, mmmkay?" moments in Mozart which, in my opinion, aren't really SO different than for example, temporarily buying the notion of X-men for that story or magic for Harry Potter.  Maybe centuries of story-telling have refined our ability to share absurd plot points without turning too many heads.  Just give Mozart and Da Ponte this one, okay?  Also the other one where the statue comes to life and pulls Giovanni to Hell.  Just give em those two.  You'll be okay.

Somewhere in here Giovanni dressed as Leporello encounters Masetto, who is hunting Giovanni.  Convinced he is Leporello, Masetto agrees they will find and punish Giovanni together only to get the tar whooped out of him by Giovanni.  Is that confusing?  I'm not a baritone, so I don't pay enough attention to this part.  Sorry.  Anyway, Masetto is moaning about his wounds and Zerlina comforts him by telling him to feel her pulse (ha.) in a beautiful and sensual aria, "Vedrai carino."  Whatever, it's okay.  They're married.  Although I have recently enjoyed lotsa jokes pointing at different places where you can take your pulse when she repeats many a time "Tocca me qua!" (touch me here.  Usually referring to her heart. But you know, she could mean her finger or her wrist or her neck.  Guffaw. I am nerd.)

Ultimately the real Leporello (dressed as Giovanni), probably fearing the gig is up the moment the sun comes up, tries to get away from Elvira and is caught by Masetto, Zerlina, Anna, and Ottavio who, I presume, have been searching for Giovanni since he got away at the party.  They mistake Leporello for Giovanni because of his clothes and mask.  They wanna kill him.  Elvira is like, "Have pity!  He's my husband!" and they're all like, "NO WAY, JOSE!"  Leporello takes off his mask and begs clemency.  Everybody's like, "This day is INSANE!" and "I can't believe it!" etc.  Leporello says its all Giovanni's fault and then he gets away.  Everybody is sad to have lost yet another chance to get revenge on Giovanni.

Cut to graveyard scene.  Giovanni and Leporello are reunited (and it feels so good!) in the graveyard where Commendatore's grave is laid with wreaths (in my current production the wreathes are black and look like they were made out of dragon hide.  Pretty cool.)  Leporello reads the epitaph and Commendatore's statue starts talking to them. Giovanni, probably freaking out inside which makes him act all the more macho, invites the dead guy to dinner.  They run away.

Anna and Ottavio enter again and she is now not only super sad about her orphaned state and the fact that she was most likely raped the previous night, but angry that Ottavio has been unable to do what he promised.  He keeps saying, "Let's just get married tomorrow!" and she's like, "How can you say that?  My dad just died!"  to which he replies, "FINE!  I hate you, you big jerk!" (I paraphrase).  She then sings this lovely aria about how she is sorry to be mean, but she needs him to understand that she is in mourning.  Not only would she feel terrible to ignore the tragic death of her father so quickly, but actually it would be improper to come out of mourning after only a day.  "Troppo mi spiace allontanarti un ben che lungamente la nostr'alma desia, ma il mondo!" (I hate that we've had to wait this long to get married like we both want, but what would people think?!)  She's like, "Don't tell me I'm cruel if you don't want me to die of pain."  Drama queen.  But I mean, I get it.  Anyway, in the course of this aria I think she actually for the first time realizes that there might come a time when she doesn't feel this horrible about herself anymore.  I think she has felt really guilty this whole time.  She did, after all, call her father to the scene of his own murder.  People get irrational when bad stuff happens.  Everybody feels responsible for what they actually didn't do.  I think in "Non mi dir", Donna Anna actually is hoping for forgiveness from heaven. When it gets to the flourid part, she says again and again, "Maybe someday heaven will take pity on me!"  Maybe she is hoping to die?  Maybe she means that heaven will bring about the destruction of Giovanni?  We could bash ideas around about this all day, anyway she is sad, but at the end I believe she comes to hope for something.  Up to the singer what.

Cut to Giovanni, home after his evening's escapades, rousing all the cooks and musicians in his employ from bed to prepare him a dinner and entertain him.  Elvira enters again, heart broken.  Often they have cut the beautiful aria she sings just before this scene where she says something like, "Stand by your man."  Oh well.  She pleads with Giovanni, who rejects her and the statue arrives.  Elvira screams and runs out.  So, its Anna's dead dad and he commands Giovanni repeatedly to repent.  He refuses.  And he is engulfed in the fiery flames of hell.  Yep.

Then the rest of the cast come out and, surprised to find Giovanni gone, hear the story from Leporello.  Everybody then says how they'll go on.  Ottavio tells Anna aGAIN that they should just go ahead and get married.  She's like, "Just give me a year to mourn."  Audiences always laugh at that part, but throw the girl a bone!  She maybe doesn't have to worry about avenging the father anymore, but she needs to take time to respect his passing, right?  Elivira decides to join a convent, Leporello says he'll go to the east to find a better master, Zerlina and Masetto decide to go home and forget all about this craziness and then everybody promises the audience they will meet the same fate as Giovanni if they are bad, too!!!

The End.

So, parts of this show are really funny, actually.  Like, nearly everything Leporello, Zerlina, and Masetto do, but Donna Anna is no laughing matter.  All of this, by the way, is set to some of the most amazing music ever written.  Music to which every subsequent composer owes a great debt.  I freaking love this show.

The first time I did it was in college, the second time a few months ago in Houston, and now my third production opens at the Dresden Semperoper tomorrow night!  Toi toi toi everybody!!

xo,
Rachel